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Reason #10: If You’ve Just Been Released From Prison, You’re Already Most Gay Guys’ Ideal Date

Just finished your long-term prison sentence? Perhaps been inducted into the ways of man-love during your visit to the clink and looking for something a little more long term? Worried about how you’ll integrate into gay society?
Fear not! The tattooed, hairy, poor-hygiene-stinky, stocky prison dude is the apogee of sexual trophies is for most gay [...]

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Reason #4: Your Shitty Tribal Tattoos Are Transformed into Smoking Hot Sexual Accessories

They seemed like such an awesome idea when you were angrily listening to Korn and Sevendust during your university years, but the tribal tattoos which adorn your torso now look more akin to the scraps of a leather jacket which have melded with your skin.
Not to worry! You can now bandy around words like “inked”, [...]

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