Jeb

Reason #5: Somehow, Having a Moustache Isn’t Creepy

by Jeb on May 18, 2009

Reason #4: Your Shitty Tribal Tattoos Are Transformed into Smoking Hot Sexual Accessories

by Jeb on May 17, 2009

Reason #3: You Get to Choose Between Flannel or Sequins, then Use Them to Coat EVERYTHING in your Life

by Jeb on May 17, 2009

Reason #2: You’ll Always Be Able to Talk Your Way Out of a Sly Fart

by Jeb on May 16, 2009

Reason #1: Gay Community Newspapers Are Pretty Much Just Soft Porn

by Jeb on May 16, 2009

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