It’s always a pain in the arse shopping around for cars, but not as much as having to deal with car salesmen.
This is where your Broadsword of Homosexuality comes in handy! Use it as your mighty weapon as a gateway to vehicular discounts. WITNESS:
Salesman: Well, you know, I’m sure your girlfriend or your lady would [...]
All too often, folks lose their virginity in a regrettable manner, usually under the influence of something – alcohol, drugs, repeated exposure to Lady GaGa remixes.
Thankfully, as a homo dude, you’ve got a spare virginity up your sleeve. If you acted as the pitcher when you sorrowfully lost your virginity after one too many ciders [...]
If you’re familiar at all with the Smurfs, you’ll be aware of their strange language. The word “smurf” needlessly replaced any number of verbs and nouns in the Smurf language. To go “smurfing” could mean anything from embarking on a canoe trip to sexually harassing Smurfette.
Thankfully, gay men have an equivalent universal word: woof. Hot [...]
What you see there is the only cover artwork you’ll ever find on a gay novel. This makes that tedious task of thrashing around in a gay bookstore attempting to locate a volume of gay fiction even easier!
Sure, there can be some variance in chest hair, but you’re generally only going to have a torso [...]
Some social pecking orders have a way of falling into place. As a kid, there were always very specific seats you sat in on the school bus. In the office, the more important executives are rewarded with corner offices. And when it comes to determining your standing in the Grand Bear High Priesthood at your [...]
Life’s worries can easily be erased with moisturiser if you’re a gay dude. Had a bad day? Simply apply enough of this slop to your face to cause an oil spill in your suburb, and nature do the rest.
That’s not to mention that the encrusted facial sheen provided by moisturiser is an internationally recognised signal [...]
Your local country fair or Royal Show doesn’t exactly push the envelope. Fast food, clunky rides threatening to hurl you into the stratosphere with an impending mechanical failure, and whiffy farmyard animals.
If you’re expecting more of the same when you attend your first gay community festival, you’re in for a surprise. In the pants.
Apparently just [...]
Well, it’s time you learnt something. What you see there isn’t actually beer.
Not at first, anyway. But if you combine six of them together, something MAGICAL happens.
Legend has it that the contents of six of these babies chemically combine into something special in your body. Some unknown force akin to a combination of ecstacy, Viagra, [...]
As part of the process of coming out, you may find you’re flying headlong into a brand new identity. With that new identity is the undisputed permission to add as many needless vowels and silent consonants to your name as possible!
The addition of extra letters is the simplest method and recommended for those unsure about [...]
Especially when you land in a foreign country with more liberal ideals, you’ll find yourself in this dilemma. But you can turn that prickly problem into a fun game: nightclub, or sex venue? Place bets with your friends as you desperately try to decipher the answer without any penetration!
This shit ain’t easy. That dimly-lit bar [...]
