Jeb

Reason #25: Your Homosexuality Membership Comes with Built-In Car Discounts

by Jeb on August 19, 2009

Reason #24: You’ve Technically Got Two Virginities

by Jeb on August 10, 2009

Reason #23: Gay Dudes Have a Universal Word, Just Like the Smurfs

by Jeb on July 28, 2009

Reason #22: All Gay Novels Have the Same Cover Artwork

by Jeb on July 25, 2009

Reason #21: Your Beard Size Indicates Your Standing in the Bear High Priesthood

by Jeb on July 13, 2009

Reason #20: Moisturiser Will Miraculously Erase All Your Problems

by Jeb on July 6, 2009

Reason #19: You Sure Won’t Find Porn Stars at Any Other Kind of Community Festival

by Jeb on June 25, 2009

Reason #18: You Can Turn Straight Guys Gay by Force-Feeding Them a Six-Pack

by Jeb on June 24, 2009

Reason #17: You Can Pretentiously Change the Spelling of your Name

by Jeb on June 17, 2009

Reason #16: You Can Play “Nightclub or Sex Venue?”

by Jeb on June 16, 2009

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