It’s always a pain in the arse shopping around for cars, but not as much as having to deal with car salesmen.
This is where your Broadsword of Homosexuality comes in handy! Use it as your mighty weapon as a gateway to vehicular discounts. WITNESS:
Salesman: Well, you know, I’m sure your girlfriend or your lady would want you to buy this.
You: Actually, I’m going out with another man.
Salesman: UHH…. oh… REALLY? Umm… uhh. wow… ughhh…. umm….
You: So I’ll take the car right now if you knock another three thousand off the price.
Salesman: TAKE IT YES THAT’S FINE THANKYOU LET’S SIGN THE PAPERWORK ALL DONE HERE
Any other similar shopping tips where this method can be used? I speak with authority, the above situation actually happened to me.
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I our experience, without fail, younger car salesmen always have a gay brother, presumably to make you feel more comfortable. It must be in their training manual.