Reason #24: You’ve Technically Got Two Virginities

by Jeb on August 10, 2009

take-two-clapboardAll too often, folks lose their virginity in a regrettable manner, usually under the influence of something – alcohol, drugs, repeated exposure to Lady GaGa remixes.

Thankfully, as a homo dude, you’ve got a spare virginity up your sleeve. If you acted as the pitcher when you sorrowfully lost your virginity after one too many ciders and a knowing look from that dude at the party, you’ve still got your catcher’s virginity up your sleeve to fritter away!

Hell, it’s just like a sexy video game. 1UP!

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M. August 11, 2009 at 9:48 am

Main Entry: 1frit·ter
Pronunciation: \ˈfri-tər\
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English fritour, from Anglo-French friture, from Vulgar Latin *frictura, from Latin frictus, past participle of frigere to roast
Date: 14th century
: a small mass of fried or sautéed batter often containing fruit or meat

Sounds like a painful way to give it up…. lol.

obidient4u September 20, 2010 at 4:52 am

Being gay is awesome cause I get to suck cock, eat cum, and be bent over and fucked like mad..I still can’t beleive I’m sooo lucky..Horned up dunes in Waynesboro Va wanting to get off I’m at alongneckturtle@gmail.com I’ll gladly come to you..

ASSHOLE BOYFRIEND February 15, 2011 at 1:08 pm

I threw my ‘pitcher” virginity away because, like a Blockbuster gift card or tumeric, I don’t need it.

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