All too often, folks lose their virginity in a regrettable manner, usually under the influence of something – alcohol, drugs, repeated exposure to Lady GaGa remixes.
Thankfully, as a homo dude, you’ve got a spare virginity up your sleeve. If you acted as the pitcher when you sorrowfully lost your virginity after one too many ciders and a knowing look from that dude at the party, you’ve still got your catcher’s virginity up your sleeve to fritter away!
Hell, it’s just like a sexy video game. 1UP!
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Main Entry: 1frit·ter
Pronunciation: \ˈfri-tər\
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English fritour, from Anglo-French friture, from Vulgar Latin *frictura, from Latin frictus, past participle of frigere to roast
Date: 14th century
: a small mass of fried or sautéed batter often containing fruit or meat
Sounds like a painful way to give it up…. lol.