If you’re familiar at all with the Smurfs, you’ll be aware of their strange language. The word “smurf” needlessly replaced any number of verbs and nouns in the Smurf language. To go “smurfing” could mean anything from embarking on a canoe trip to sexually harassing Smurfette.
Thankfully, gay men have an equivalent universal word: woof. Hot dudes can be woofy. Expressions of enthusiasm can be WOOF! A patch of gas after one too many burritos can be… woof.
If you’re unsure of the syntax of this word, hell, just throw it around at random when you’re talking to dudes in a gay bar. You’ll be woofing woof in no time.
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I had NO idea about that word!
Bear thing ;)
even more reason for me to be surprised that I’ve not heard it! ;)