Reason #23: Gay Dudes Have a Universal Word, Just Like the Smurfs

smurf

If you’re familiar at all with the Smurfs, you’ll be aware of their strange language. The word “smurf” needlessly replaced any number of verbs and nouns in the Smurf language. To go “smurfing” could mean anything from embarking on a canoe trip to sexually harassing Smurfette.

Thankfully, gay men have an equivalent universal word: woof. Hot dudes can be woofy. Expressions of enthusiasm can be WOOF! A patch of gas after one too many burritos can be… woof.

If you’re unsure of the syntax of this word, hell, just throw it around at random when you’re talking to dudes in a gay bar. You’ll be woofing woof in no time.

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3 Comments

  1. Posted July 28, 2009 at 6:31 pm | Permalink

    I had NO idea about that word!

  2. Posted July 28, 2009 at 6:35 pm | Permalink

    Bear thing ;)

  3. Posted July 29, 2009 at 2:20 pm | Permalink

    even more reason for me to be surprised that I’ve not heard it! ;)

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