Life’s worries can easily be erased with moisturiser if you’re a gay dude. Had a bad day? Simply apply enough of this slop to your face to cause an oil spill in your suburb, and nature do the rest.
That’s not to mention that the encrusted facial sheen provided by moisturiser is an internationally recognised signal for other gay dudes. Simply look for other grinning iridescent beacons as you stroll down the street, and you’ll never be lonely!
Moisturiser also has the additional benefits of turning your face into an industrial-grade reflective device, transforming your bathroom cupboard into a cosmetics TARDIS, and instant immortality.
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