Your local country fair or Royal Show doesn’t exactly push the envelope. Fast food, clunky rides threatening to hurl you into the stratosphere with an impending mechanical failure, and whiffy farmyard animals.
If you’re expecting more of the same when you attend your first gay community festival, you’re in for a surprise. In the pants.
Apparently just as mandatory a part of the gay lifestyle as re-watching the Buffy musical episode ad nauseum, porn stars are absolutely littered across gay community festivals.
If you’re also into inexplicably pointless gay-only entertainment, you’re also in luck: you can marvel at all the rippling abdomens and mighty thighs on display to a cacophony of gay choirs and gay brass bands.
Photo: Blupper
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Oh my god, you’ve just reminded me – it’s been at least six weeks since I watch the Buffy musical episode! I’m getting behind…
(Well, clearly I’m *not* “getting behind”, otherwise I wouldn’t need to go and be a gay nerd all the damn time.)