Well, it’s time you learnt something. What you see there isn’t actually beer.
Not at first, anyway. But if you combine six of them together, something MAGICAL happens.
Legend has it that the contents of six of these babies chemically combine into something special in your body. Some unknown force akin to a combination of ecstacy, Viagra, GHB, Rohypnol and the power to uncontrollably invert your entire sexuality. If you’re straight, and a guy, anyway.
Believe this to the core of your being! You know it must be true.
Pay a spontaneous visit to some pubs in the lower-demographic suburbs of your city and try it out. Six packs, tongue down stranger’s throat, guaranteed success!
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I’ve been threatened this numerous times – I will also point Jasper Shultz to this entry in a few weeks ;)
Duly noted.