Especially when you land in a foreign country with more liberal ideals, you’ll find yourself in this dilemma. But you can turn that prickly problem into a fun game: nightclub, or sex venue? Place bets with your friends as you desperately try to decipher the answer without any penetration!
This shit ain’t easy. That dimly-lit bar with dudes who just happen to have no arse in the seat of their pants? Could very well just be a bar. Then again, it’s equally as likely to be a well-catered darkroom filled with grabbing hands in the sex dungeon of some fuckvenue.
A telling clue can be found in the venue’s toilet facilities: if the urinal seems to have been crafted widely enough to accommodate a stocky bloke with an unnvervingly needy look in his eyes… the odds weigh towards a sex venue, but fuck, you never know.
In fact, it probably doesn’t matter. You’ll get touched inappropriately at either venue and encounter multiple dudes writhing around pouring amyl on their chests.
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