Once you go gay, you may find you run into all sorts of “VCR problems”. Problems which can only be dispelled by the introduction of a small bottle of “VCR head cleaner” into your life, which for an entirely disconnected reason smell like paint stripper.
So don’t go sniffin’ that stuff.
On a related note, if you find you actually want your home to smell like paint stripper, you’re in luck! “Room odorisers” are also plentifully available in your city’s nearest gay suburb, funnily enough, right next to the VCR head cleaner.
Word of advice: don’t go asking for “poppers” for your birthday. Your more innocent friends may proudly present you with a home popcorn machine, freshly purchased from Target.
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I recently saw it rebranded as ‘DVD Head Cleaner’. Yeeeeeaah, no.
“VCR head cleaner” is gross!