Sure, you needed to know how to get that rock-hard 8-pack. You needed to know how to please “her” in bed. And you really needed to analyse the minute muscle development of this AFL season’s biggest rising star.
But really, you just wanted to see grinning, shiny, hairless dudes galloping out of the ocean or lifting weights with a grunty look on their face. Let’s face it – Men’s Health was your sexual awakening! That expensive subscription was worth it just to truly understand your identity.
Other repression-favourite subscriptions: Metal Hammer, Ralph, GQ, Beer and Bourbon and Shit.
