Nobody’s sure why, but call centres are littered with the gays. If you’re thinking of customer service as a line of work now that you’ve decided you identify as homosexual, you’ll be far from alone.
Step foot into one of these human battery farms and you’ll immediately be confronted with the magpie-esque hairdos that locals of gay suburbs are famous for. There is a dark side to all of this, though: the pink ceiling. To break into management, you may need to… shake hands with meat, as it were.
Not to worry – just treat it all like the real-world multiplayer game that it is. Your soul will be worn down with angry customer points, but you can level-up easily by allowing your supervisor to give you a “performance review” in the disabled toilets. It’s all up, up, up from there!
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