Reason #12: Participating in Wrestling Tournaments is a Win-Win Situation

by Jeb on June 1, 2009


Now that you’ve fully committed to the gay lifestyle, you’ll find that you’re at a particular competitive advantage in specific sporting arenas.

Specifically, wrestling is an interesting one. You don’t need any real strategy – just jump in headfirst to your favourite sexual position combined with a headlock. Your abundance of enthusiasm will hopefully surprise your competitor into miscalculating their moves.

If all else fails, sleazily lick your competitor’s neck. You can’t lose: you’ll either score a blowjob in the change rooms afterwards, or a terrified submission causing your victory.

See also: rugby scrums.

Photo: Beth Rankin

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