Just finished your long-term prison sentence? Perhaps been inducted into the ways of man-love during your visit to the clink and looking for something a little more long term? Worried about how you’ll integrate into gay society?
Fear not! The tattooed, hairy, poor-hygiene-stinky, stocky prison dude is the apogee of sexual trophies is for most gay dudes, and you’ll have no problems picking up. Chances are they’ll want to roleplay the exact crime that got you arrested in the first place, so it won’t be too difficult.
Just go easy and remember to call out a few character names from Oz during intercourse. You’ll be fine.
