New flat-screen TV? That’ll take some saving up. Shiny new Vespa? Think about a second job, perhaps. Purchasing an entire kilogram of the latest designer drug to hit your local gay scene to save in bulk? Perhaps consider a bank loan.
Except if you leave your deposits between the beef curtains, that is! Being a fully committed homo means you’re suddenly in posession of those fabled pink dollars. Whispered about with awe and admiration by financial commentators, flap these babies around at your local Westfield and you won’t have to justify anything to anyone. Being gay means this cash just falls in your lap!
Don’t listen to your mates: you won’t end up poor and in the suburbs, ever. EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER. Your call centre career will make sure of that.
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