New lifestyle, new haircut! There’s no better way to announce how loud and proud you are by approximating your haircut to your newly found gay-and-proud spirit.
Little known fact: there is an ongoing contest within each western country to gel your hair higher than any other gay bloke within a 500 kilometre radius. Double points awarded if you’ve peroxided, and mohawks are completely disqualified. Manicured eyebrows are desirable as an accompanying piece of art, but optional.
Don’t worry if you’re balding, just overcompensate!
Other little known fact: the prize for this contest is gonorrhea.
