A-list actor by day, in a secretly arranged marriage by night? No doubt about it. Raps about raping the dead carcasses of their “hos”? Unquestionably sucks dudes off in public toilets after dark. Happened to glance in the vague area of his co-actor’s crotch while guest-appearing on a sitcom? Will be leading gay Mardi Gras float within the year.
It doesn’t usually matter what the medium is, but once you’ve committed your life to cock, you generally try to take every famous person down with you as well. Children’s game show hosts to retired rappers: anyone who’s ANYONE in the spectrum of the entertainment industry is coloured like a rainbow.
If your friends try to convince you otherwise, repeat your point louder, speak more clearly, and make at least one noise using your hands as an audio full stop. THAT should settle things.
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This is my favourite so far. The most fun game to play EVER with my (increasingly) indignant housemate.