That bastion of masculinity, creepy policemen and P.E. teachers – the moustache. Looks so wrong, yet somehow it feels so cozy and right. Well, now you have the perfect opportunity to let that facial flourish relish as it always should’ve.
Because, somehow, the moustache is like a videogame power-up in the gay world. You’ll never quite be able to explain why, but it gets you more sex. Don’t question it, just accept it.
Photo: In Latte Veritas
