There’s a well-known stage most fellas in the closet arrive at in life: the sudden, explosive need to coat absolutely everything they wear – nay, they OWN – in either sequins or flannel. It’s all uphill from that point on!
These clothing styles are generally accompanied by an ongoing impersonation of the world’s most articulate lumberjack, or an animatronic pair of Kylie Minogue’s hotpants.
It’s permissable to switch between sequins and flannel once or twice in life, but only when accompanied by a dangerously volatile amount of weight gain/loss.
Photo: Louis Beche
